Its not who you lay its who you turn down....

Ok I am first gonna apologize to everyone here for not posting pics of me with HB10s but thats only because I prefer videos ;-)

The night was suppose to go like this Poker with the boys then head out that night to the lovely Boston night life for a night cap. Well plans with me always seem to spiral out of control due to unforseen circumstances.

Ok backstory first as some of you know I am new to the whole Boston scene and do not know alot of people in the Bean so whats a PUA to do resort to the internet of course. I met this SMOKIN Mulatto (my first ever Mulatto) stripper on MySpace, when I messaged her I did not know but when she invited to a strip club on the North Shore I was like this is familiar territory and I LOVE Strippers, anyone that knows me knows what my 2007 goal was to fuck a PLayboy Playmate, Suicide Girl and a Penthouse pet, well Mission accomplished and I got the STD negative test results to prove it haha So this stripper thinks shes kinda a big deal and I decide to invite my boy Pink to come with me to the Cabaret and meet her. We go there grab a seat at the bar and I shoot her a text. She says she will be out in a few just look for the super model (its sooo fuckin on)

She comes out and this girl is a TRUE stripper (one thing I noticed is strippers in Boston are fuckin lazy, this girl put on a SHOW that would have won atleast a daytime emmy, workin the pole the crowd leaping off stage it was great) I sat there during her set and talked to Pink kinda ignoring her, well then I get tapped on the shoulder by HBBlondeStripper, who is HBMyspace's friend and she starts talking while HBMyspace is on stage, anyways Myspace comes down loves my look and tells me she will ring me when shes out of work at 1 AM, now this is a fuckin wednesday night and its only 10. We bounce grab dinner, Pink got HBBlonde's number. I get home around 11ish and have 2 hours to kill before my booty call so I check On Demand and American Psycho is on. 1:03 AM she calls me up gives me the address, I head to Cambridge. She buzzes me up opens the door and I just grab her and start kissing her. Strippers love dominance. I head home in the morning and into work.

Wow I just realized the background alone was a LR and thats not even the good one. Anyways back to the Poker party, so at this point its been a few days and HBMySpace is blowing me up with texts and using wife speak (honey, baby) and I can not stand it but she is a fantastic FB and besides no harm can be done she doesn't know my real name (funny thing is she didnt ask my name until after we met she was just calling me Shallow Rocker my MySpace name and I even in her phone as that haha) So I roll up to my co workers for a night with the boys playin some cards these guys are alot older than me so it would just be a good fun booze/cigarette/gambling evening WRONG!!

Around 11 the guys at work are like dude do you know any hookers or entertainment. These fuckin guys are married is that what I have to look forward to wife goes away and I get hookers.....whatever it turns out I DO know another stripper entertainment agency thru some girl I met at The Estate a few weeks back. I call them up and the guy gives me a deal and says he will send 2 girls. The girls show up, and I am in hired gun mode now not even thinking about not being the needy AFC that these guys are tossing money around and acting like jackasses, well HBShortHair notices and wants to talk to me, i speak in short phrases and just go all Dr. troy on her (one of my new favorite modeling frames) They get to the point in the show where they go at it with a double ended dildo, after that they do body shots.....Well HBShortHair decides that the other stripper should do a shot of Jack off her haha Jack + Vag = FIREBUSH - The Bush.......So she runs upstairs to the shower and I decide to follow. I knock on the door and she answers with simply "Its open." so I walk in. I see her in the shower and pull the curtain back and say "How do you expect me to do this in front of my friends and your bouncer?", she mumbles do what but before she finishes I grab her and kiss her. She kisses back and I lift her over the showertub thing and slam her against the vanity and start fingering her. I tell her lets go over there and point (now im fuckin buzzin with JD/Vodka/Nicotine/Adrenaline and to this moment dont know where the fuck I was pointing) She complies and we go 3 doors down to Franks bedroom, were fuckin shes trying to scream but grabs a pillow to silence herself and then in an absolute moment of clarity I cum into the pinkest condom I have ever seen haha it was from her bag of tricks with the double edged bugger from earlier. No less than 2 mins of me zipping up the other stripper and the bouncer come up stairs I pull out a business card I had in my pocket and say "Yeah so if you ever need a car truck van or SUV give me a ring I will help you out." and hand her the business card of one of the guys at the party (now who the fuck am I gonna call for a Lincoln) The bouncer asks me to go back downstairs and I comply.

They leave and I decided its 1 AM lets call HBMySpace so she comes over in a Negligee (thats a fancy word for sleeping lingerie) and is like Baby lets go back to my place I will make you breakfast in the morning and we can spend the WHOOOLE day together, now all the guys I work with are drooling over this girls all I am thinking is Dude she is a stripper and she doesnt work tomorrow if you do not drive there you will not leave there tomorrow until atleast 7 PM. So after that internal dialogue I blurt out Well babe I gotta be back here to get my car at 12 for a family function. She is like baby its my day off I wanna spend the Whoooole day together, so I tell her I am just gonna crash there. She flips out about driving all the way to east bumfuck to see me and now I am sending her home blah blah blah and finally leaves. One of the guys I work with Vinnie an older Italian gentlemen summed me up pretty well "Only you Stevie could turn down a piece of ass like that...."