One more thing I fuckin hate the way MySpace archives messages so I am gonna make that a little more user friendly to read but it will come directly from the actual messages sent. This girl was found on a random browse 21-27 within 25 miles of my Zipcode. Pay close attention to the timing. As far as the girl comes I would say shes a 7.5 maybe 8 she is a rocker chick which I am generally into, shes tough to rate maybe some of the guys who had the “good fortune” of meeting her the other night can chime in…
1st Message aka Opener sent at 1:47 PM
Me: Hey you kind of cute for a dork
what are you doin this lovely valentines day?Response Received @ 1:54 PM
Her: i dont know nothing really how bout yourself. any shows tonight??
Me: nothing at all I have been working like crazy lately so haven’t gone out a lot lately, hey you got a screen name myspace is cool but i like my messages a little more "instant" IM me @ XXXXXX
PS: No shows BOO, stupid Cupid
Her: i dont do aim... sorry do you ever come to Salem?
Me: im actually in beverly right now in my office, i have only been to Salem once if your feelin adventurous ring me @ 310 927 XXXX, im just not a big myspace messenger guy
Her: oh really cool. well im actually gunna take a nap if you want a tour of the town let me know. what time you leave work?
Me: anytime its my business LOL gotta get a few more things done here I can NOT focus at home so probably like 4ish
Her: well i know your a stranger but uhmm i dunno we coud meet up somewhere i guess??? its your call.
what do you do for fun?
Me: if u wanna come by here its on XXXX st in Beverly besides working lol i love going to shows and im a film buff
Her: i dont drive.... im jsut asking cause if you wanted to meet up what would plans be?
Me: coffee and cigarettes?
Her: ill call ya at 4
(Immediately after recieveing that message I get this one)
Date: Feb 14, 2008 2:54 PM
Her: i dont think i've properly introduced myself to ya .... im HBRocker and i have a bf btw
Ok so now its 4:01 and she calls me, good convo and we arrange to meet at a local bar in Salem at 5 PM, notable convo piece
Her: Well I need some time to get ready and tease my hair put some make up on etc…
Me: Who you trying to impress?
Her: Ummmm no one, I have a boyfriend….I told ya that right?
Me: Of course and I just don’t jump into relationships with people off myspace haha all I can promise today is good conversation nothing more nothing less.
Her: Ok see ya at 5!
I get to the bar and go inside and end up knowing one of the waitresses there, HBRocker arrives and besides being a little shorter than I thought she matches the pic (Thank God) We grab a seat order some drinks and start talking, Good conversation about life and Scientology
Me: So where do you wanna go next?
Her : I don’t know your call.
Me: Ok but it might require us to pretend to be a couple….
Her: What is it?
Me: Lets go fake furniture shopping, well go to Jordans and tell them we just moved here from NYC and need to furnish our place on Beacon Hill.
Her: Ok, that sounds really fun.
Me: Yeah we need fake identities though since Stallion and HBRocker are not together, what do you want your fake name to be?
Ok guys this is one of my patented “Scoring with Stallion” day 2s, the fake furniture shopping is fuckin incredible for a couple of reason which will be explained at the end of the LR.
We go to Jordans start at the sleep lab and lie in all the beds as a sales guy takes notes, then we go to couches more KINO and as were walking I mention we make a really good fake couple and she agrees. Another reason I like Jordans is I live 10 mins from there so about 45 mins later I ask if she has seen Juno, she hasn’t and I tell her to come over and watch it, its still early and your bf doesn’t get out of work til midnight you said. We leave and head to my place.
We get to my room, nice TV red couch and bed, she comments on the décor of my bedroom and I put the movie on, she sits on the couch and I jump on the bed. I tell her that my bed is a lot comfier and she should come over here, she complies. We watch about 20 mins of the movie and start cuddling, I tell her friend can cuddle right….she agrees. So were tied up in each other and I start kinda massaging her arm but I am not touching for the sake of touching, I am touching to purely show her this relationship will be anything but platonic. I go in for the kiss and she turns away so I hit the cheek.
Her: I can’t cheat, I am sorry.
Me: The only one you seem to be cheating right now is yourself….
(Instant make out session which leads to full monty with little to no LMR)
She had mentioned she had to be home by midnight cause she had work or a boyfriend or whatever and I take her home. In the car these gems pop up.
Her: I cant lie to him, what do I tell Chode?
Me: Just be honest, the heart gets what the heart wants.
Her: Your so dreamy where the fuck have you been?
Me: (direct eye contact while driving lol not recommended) In your dreams…..
We get to her house, make out some more and I drop her off before midnight.
Breakdown to a lay
• I kept MySpace as short as possible and continued to escalate it to another medium of communication a virtual bounce if you will and I plowed until I got what I wanted.
• The coffe and cigarettes remark, I only said that because after skimming her pro found she likes Marlboro lights and caffeinated beverages, I used this in my reason to hang out.
• Look at their profile there are TONS of pointers on how to get her into bed right there in front of you.
• Ok now she brought up the boyfriend instantly, you HAVE to turn that around on her like she is trying to pick you up and give her reasons why your not lookin for a relationship or I love the line all I can promise is good conversation.
• The Jordans bounce, I LOVE mundane tasks for day 2s and dates in general, fake furniture shopping, fake car shopping, grocery shopping really anything she can just tag along to do.
• All those day 2s take advantage of a principle I call, the Faux Relationship Foreshadowing, it’s a great way to show “how good a couple” you CAN be and even mention that directly something like “Wow we make a good fake couple”
• When you build up enough attraction, it does not matter if she is dating married or whatever, ATTRACTION IS NOT A CHOICE. I knew that there was gonna be some LMR with that kiss close but pulled out a line that as I said it, Dr. Christian Troy was patting me on the back. Be THE guy from the movies, not the cheesy guy the total dominant villain or ice cool hero.
Ok that’s it for this LR, I am gonna post the FR of the day 2 in a few.
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