Ok so first off lemme give you a little back story on this night to fully realize the maximum effect of this story. First off as you may or may not have read in Grim’s field report, he is my cousin. He sent me a MySpace message asking if I knew what the Boston Lair was and I told him dude im Stallion and to come out Saturday night. I wanted to Sat. night to be good so I checked the local happenings for the evening and saw that Club 33 had an international night, Boris was at Rumor, a bunch of Lair guys were at Vox and also that Playboy Bunnies were going to be at Gypsy, I’ll give you 3 guesses on where I ended up and all you will need is one. For those who know my back story I am from LA land of the Mattresses (Model, Actress, Waitresses) usually girls in LA are 1 of those 3 occupations, I also come from the land of High Class Ass game, and to hear that Playboy Bunnies would be in Boston well let’s just say I was more than excited.
I call up Champagne and Smallville who I hung out with on Thurs night and a whale of a good time, and told them Playboy bunnies at Gypsy, Champagne who lives almost 2 hours from Boston and was out on Thurs night with us, was like DUDE let’s go! Smallville was just as excited I also informed Patch and a few others of what was going down. Thursday was a great night too maybe Champagne or Smallville want to write up that FR.
I get to Gypsy around 8:00 to meet for dinner with Sublime and Champagne, around 9:30 half the Lair showed up, Gypsy is officially the new VOX. I open a few sets with Grim and Champagne. I also was hanging out with Denver and watched him open a few sets in the back bar. Dude you are going to be good. Then me and Champagne decide to spread our nimbus and check out the VIP section. We were the party just chilling in VIP and we were going to wait for the bunnies to show, well instead I said dude let’s just come back here later. If anything these girls were given an envelope and an open bar and will show for an hour. We grab my cousin and head to Rumor.
Thursday night I got friendly with one of the biggest promoters in town and I knew he was at Rumor that night. We get to Rumor and there is a huge fuckin line and a $45 cover. I find the promoter I know and tell him I got 2 with me and he lets us roll right in past the line and no cover. The dude is solid. We go inside and the place is packed and SUPER loud, like my ears hurt and I live in loud clubs. I also encountered a strange breed of WAMOGS (wannabe alpha males of the group) aka the north shore fist pumper crew. You know the type Gotti style haircut, knock off designer sunglasses in the club and the always non stylish wrist and head bands. The girls are even worse horrible mystic tan jobs and more make up then a 60 yr old Reno hooker posing as a 30 yr old. To say the crowd was bad would be an understatement combine that with the fact that I could not hear myself think and we decide to bounce.
We head to the notorious VOX which I have never been to. Well color me not impressed the place was packed with 6-8s and not a girl my type in the joint. The house lights were on which was not helping anyone in that room, I head upstairs and it’s a total sausage party. I don’t think I opened one set and when Champagne was coming up the stairs and asked “How is it up there, dude” I told him I would rather stick my dick in a blender than 98% of what’s up there. I grab Champagne, Grim and Dip in the Hip and start walking up the street in search for a decent venue. We decide to head back to Gypsy and hail a cab, Dip says you guys go ahead and breaks off.
We roll up to Gypsy and walk right in cause we were stamped from before. We head right to VIP and see 10 playmates and no more than 4 dudes all older probably the handlers of the girls and they are all partying in velvet roped off playpen. Without hesitation I walk right up and the bouncer opens the ropes, we head inside and hit the bar. My cousin opens Jade (Playmate of the Year) and ends up email closing her. I see a gorgeous blonde, Cassie and open her with you’re the bad one huh? I loved this girls style total rocker look. She smiles and starts kinoing me and complimenting me on my style. I talk about not being from around there and she is actually from Utah. I role play with her for a bit and end up number closing her and dancing with her for a bit before ejecting.
I walk up to this older Indian guy and open him with hey man killer shirt, he opens and we talk for a bit. He tells me he is the chief operating officer for Playboy Golf, I told him I know some of the golf bunnies and throw some names at him to see if they stick. We both know my friend Debbie who is a golf bunny and is heading to LA next week for the Golf tourney. I also tell him about what I do and he is genuinely interested. He tells me to email him and that he thinks he can help with my new venture. He then says have you met my step daughter and grabs this buxom blonde. He introduces me to Stephanie and breaks off while were chatting. I talk to Stephanie and she is living in Bakersfield, CA I reminisce with her about Cali and what not. She asks if I go back there a lot, I say of course that’s my hometown. We exchange numbers and AIM sns so we can chill in LA sometime. I tell her she has to get me into the mansion and she smiles giggles and says we’ll see.
My buddy texts me and asks where I am and he says he is at Gypsy. I tell him to come to VIP, they won’t let him in, and I look up and see him trying to persuade the bouncer. I grab Cassandra and tell her she has to meet my friend. I walk up to the bouncer and say he is with me and my buddy gets in. During this whole shin dig there is this drunk dude coming up to me calling me Vinnie Chase and calling Champagne Johnny Drama so I see Denver and grab him and tell the drunk guy and here is Ari Gold. Smallville comes in and starts gaming a playmate by singing along to bohemian rhapsody with her….We WERE the party in that room. We snap some photos with the Playmates and then 2 AM hits and they run off like the recess bell rang and Champagne, Smallville, Grim, Patch and I just bask in the glory of what happened. I then start talking to the bartender from the event and end up number closing her as well. Patch tells me he has been working her so I will not pursue it, Bros before hoes dude.
Notes:
1. I had a good time, not because of the women but because it was fun. I go out every night not to get laid not to number close but to have FUN. I had a total blast that night with these guys and the playmates were just a cherry on top.
2. Venue changes in Boston are usually a must, my goal is not to find a place that I say OK its Saturday night I have to hit up VOX. No knock to anyone who goes there but it seems to be a crutch, let’s find new venues. There are literally over a hundred decent bars in this city. I am not saying stop going to VOX but I am saying let’s all expand our horizons. If anyone needs ideas please feel free to PM me or just PM me and lets hang out and have some fun.
3. My goal when I go out is to meet 3 new people, not girls but people. I want to meet high value people everywhere I go. I network like a mother fucker because I want to have an in everywhere. I met the ultimate promoter in Boston and the COO of Playboy Golf. The promoter runs 3 of the biggest nights in Boston and owns his own club as well. The Playboy golf guy is a huge connection to have for my business. A lot of people ask me how I know everyone in the city. I am the first to say I do not know half the people I want to. This leads me to this point, BE SOCIAL with EVERYONE. That fatty might be the biggest Hollywood agent, that dude could be the owner of Gypsy, that 4.5 with one eye and a wooden leg could be the personal assistant to Britney Spears. You NEVER know so be social and don’t see every set as running attraction game, I run network game more times in a night than attraction sometimes.
4. Presupposition…..This is a huge to me if I walked up to that velvet rope at Gypsy with anything less than 100% confidence I would have been turned away. I got into VIP because I WAS a VIP and I knew it.
5. Guys I cannot stress this enough, GO OUT! If I didn’t get my ass out of bed none of this would have happened. I go out solo 3 nights a week and have NEVER been called out. I meet new friends almost every night. Go out and BE THE PARTY!!!
Stephanie on the left and Cassie on the right
Stallion OUT!
PS: More pics soon
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