Older FR but one of my faves When it Rains it Pours

I was talkin to Spirit the other day and he mentioned this FR from a few months back. I have been getting alot of requests to post more on this thing so consider this the beginning of me posting more on my blog. I present to you "When it Rains it Pours"
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So friday night was just supposed to be a simple poker night with two of my buddies Pinky and Capone. Well half through the 1st game Capone is asking us if we want some master suite at some motel his uncle owns (we do not call him Capone for no reason) So we say fuck yeah and it happens to be next to a club north of Boston called Rain and one of my new favorite east coast strip joints, the golden banana. We pile into his gold Caddy and head for Rain. Capone decided to drop me and pink off at the club and go get the room settled. Now I have never been to this place and already recognize like 4 people from MySpace (Stallion Tip: If they have a slutty MySpace and you see them in person they WANT to come to YOUR place)

I approach a two set well call one HBBullseye due to the lower back tat and the other can be HBWannaBe cause she was dressed extremely similar to Bullseye but couldn't pull it off. I tell Pink to come in when I have them laughing or if I smack her ass, I tell him to come in with the old "Were you asking them about......"

I open with "What does that mean?" (and point to her Tat) She is confused and goes something to the effect of "I dunno i liked it, its pretty" We chat about tats she asks if I have any I tell her no it limits your market ability as a male model haha She goes Where do you model and I reply with the signature "Around....." (I love being vague) I ask if she is the bad girl in the group? She goes MMMhmmmm I ask whats the naughtiest thing she has done so far this year?" She explains how her and the bf broke up because she cheated on him on NYE. I ask if she has been spanked for this yet, she giggles no. I say turn around and smack her ass. Pink comes up and throws were you guys just talking about....and I go oh yeah the tattoo. Finally Wanna be has someone to occupy her and who better than Pink the former Chippendale dancer who guides her to the dance floor.

I take Bullseye to the smoking area and have her use her powers for good and find me a cigarette (thanks mystery) She comes back with one and we chat about life politics and whether God exists or maybe it was about whether Britney Spears is crazy, yeah that was it. I tell her that we are going to go to a strip joint after and since she is a bad girl she should come along. She thinks about and gives me this whole I am not REALLLY a bad girl I have never been to a strip club, I act all empathetic oh hey I understand alot of girls try to be bad girls and just end up lookin like posers but hey you almost fooled me (negative body language and open set behind me of dudes with howabout those Patriots) She taps me on the shoulder and tells me that she will come first time for everything blah blah (all I am thinking is Capone better have come through with that room) I text Pink the plan and he says meet him in front.

We meet up front Pink is with WannaBe and Bullseye is with me. I then remember me and Pink do not have a car since Capone is still at the hotel room next door. Bullseye says she will drive I tell her I like a girl who takes control and we jump in the what I will become the reason why Bullseye gets the fake name and number, she pulls up in a RED PT CRUISER. I jump in and we head to the Banana. We get there pay cover and grab a seat. Bullseye is giving me the whole your not like anyone I met before and I tell her I get that alot. Pink sees a stripper he knows HBLocal and flags her to come over, she gives Pink a hug n kiss and starts asking about our new friends.

Now PInk is not a PUA but a natural and is also fuckin smashed at this point and tells HBLocal about the hotel and WannaBe hears this and FREAKS out what hotel.. I tell her I am in town for a few days we grabbed a hotel locally because i didn't wanna drive all the way back into the Taj in Boston at 3 AM when I was up here. She insists that her and Bullseye leave. Bullseye is saying it could be fun and WannaBe tweaks I am leaving. Bullseye gives her the fuckin keys and says see you home (BBFS 4 Life haha Girls are fuckin CRUEL) Well now with Local were back to being a 4 set.

Last call lets head back to the room for a night cap, We text Capone whats the deal, he has his fuckin ex at the room but tells us to come. We get to the room (now I have been in ALOT of motel rooms but this was a fuckin suite 2 full size jacuzzis, steam room HUGE bathroom, king size bed and a 60 inch plasma TV, I was impressed way to go Boston) Pink grabs the bacardi handle and starts pouring shots, Capone is in the steam room with his ex and us 4 get in the hot tub. Pink is all over Local and I am on Bullseye with a little push and pull here and there. I take Bullseye into the bedroom. The next morning or afternoon whenever I woke up she is GONE. Pink is in the steamroom with Local, Capone and his ex are on the bathroom floor passed out. I find BUllseye name and number written in the gideon bible on the counter in lipstick (now I am no religious guy but that has GOT to be a sin)

St. Stallion OUT!!!